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I forgot I had a routine checkup scheduled at the doctor’s office today.
They called and reminded me at the last minute, so I rushed over and kept the appointment with no time to spare.  After I got there, I realized that I probably had marks from recent BDSM activity in places I couldn’t see without a mirror.
I played hide and seek with those body parts and I won.  I thought I was going to lose.  They kept wanting to expose places they had never cared about before.  It was like playing Twister, but instead of trying to stay on the spots, I was trying to keep different parts of my body against a chair or turned away.
The nurse told me today that I wasn’t exercising enough and I was gaining weight.  I guarantee that if she had just given me the same treatment as the nurse above, I would be much fitter and lighter the next time she saw me.
Lessons learned at the doctor’s office:If you’re going to do things that leave marks, keep up with your doctor’s appointments.
Don’t trust the doctor’s office people not to go where they have never gone before.
One of the things they did to me at the doctor’s office was an EKG.  They stuck ten sticky pads on my chest, then, after the test, told me to pull them off.  The sticky stuff was STRONG.  I didn’t think I had that many chest hairs.  Now, I don’t.  I feel the pain of these models:
During a Nu-West video shoot, a model was given a very severe singletail whipping, then the woman with the whip reached down and yanked one pubic hair from the model.  The model didn’t say a word about the whipping, but she was still complaining a week later about the pubic hair.
I know a spanking model who can take a hell of a spanking without a problem, but she complains about how much it hurts to wax the hair on her butt before a shoot.
The next time I REALLY want to cause pain, I’m not going to use a whip or a spanking implement.  I’m just going to go get the bikini wax.
I’ve posted this Jay Em drawing before, but it was too perfect for this post not to reuse.

I forgot I had a routine checkup scheduled at the doctor’s office today.

They called and reminded me at the last minute, so I rushed over and kept the appointment with no time to spare. After I got there, I realized that I probably had marks from recent BDSM activity in places I couldn’t see without a mirror.

I played hide and seek with those body parts and I won. I thought I was going to lose. They kept wanting to expose places they had never cared about before. It was like playing Twister, but instead of trying to stay on the spots, I was trying to keep different parts of my body against a chair or turned away.

The nurse told me today that I wasn’t exercising enough and I was gaining weight. I guarantee that if she had just given me the same treatment as the nurse above, I would be much fitter and lighter the next time she saw me.

Lessons learned at the doctor’s office:

  • If you’re going to do things that leave marks, keep up with your doctor’s appointments.
  • Don’t trust the doctor’s office people not to go where they have never gone before.

One of the things they did to me at the doctor’s office was an EKG. They stuck ten sticky pads on my chest, then, after the test, told me to pull them off. The sticky stuff was STRONG. I didn’t think I had that many chest hairs. Now, I don’t. I feel the pain of these models:

During a Nu-West video shoot, a model was given a very severe singletail whipping, then the woman with the whip reached down and yanked one pubic hair from the model. The model didn’t say a word about the whipping, but she was still complaining a week later about the pubic hair.

I know a spanking model who can take a hell of a spanking without a problem, but she complains about how much it hurts to wax the hair on her butt before a shoot.

The next time I REALLY want to cause pain, I’m not going to use a whip or a spanking implement. I’m just going to go get the bikini wax.

I’ve posted this Jay Em drawing before, but it was too perfect for this post not to reuse.

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